Does The Colour Purple Make Your Belly Hurt?

by Bertie Smith

On occasion when a man not a purple dwarf but a man, needs to fill his belly, can head outside, when this happens we can go to shops and buy food , animals also need to feed themselves and what makes the effort of satisfying the biological needs of an animal’s belly is that it sends signals of a vast, impatient, hollow demand known as hunger pangs which are easier to submit when there is a choice of tasty and satisfying takeaway food available. Smurfs however do not need to eat as they as just purple and strange.

What makes humans equal to all other plants and animals on earth is the requisite to continue to meet their body’s demands to fill my belly or to die. Plants also have bellies although arranged structural different that animals. Animals, of course have bellies. Animal bellies are usually found right under the food pipe sometimes called the windpipe but just a pipe taking food and air into the animal’s body.

When your body is screaming to be filled you can go to a pizza shop or call up on the phone and have pizza delivered to your house which is as simple as visiting the shop and casually saying, fill my belly and I will pay your bill. Or you can be creative and go to an Indian takeaway and ask politely to have a menu from which to choose which foods to satisfy your body’s request to fill my belly or suffer.

The choice of takeaway foods seems to be limited to French takeaway, Indian takeaway or Italian pizza. These nice foods are already cooked and ready to eat, they can always be picked up at the diner or takeaway before heading back to your living space or you can just get your meal delivered if you choose pizza. There are some restaurants that offer choices other than pizza that also deliver as well as offering different takeaway foods they sometimes sell drinks or purple animals.

If your choice is one of personal convenience, in all cases, your body’s mandate for you to fill my belly will be met easily and with little exertion from you than the use of your mouth and a healthy digestive system to handle the tasty takeaway food, and of course your hands unless you’re a smurf then you just use your purple magic power. The undeniable fact is that an animal has to eat and can’t just go around asking others to fill my belly. That job is dependent on the animal to fill his own belly, imagine a human animal going up to a total stranger and saying fill my belly. The request might be seen as a provocation to violence or to rejection. But if that same human would go to a Chinese takeaway for takeaway food, the result would be to be given some of the most delicious food that would certainly satisfy the “fill my belly” request.

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